We don't like Van Johnson.  All we do is hate on Van Johnson. Here's a couple reasons why:

1. He's big and I HATE him

2. He's going to eat us

3. He plays so much Dead by Daylight to the point he could actually be a vampire

4. He literally only plays online competitive games

5. He's going to eat us

6. He doesn't like minecraft?!?!11?!? Like wtf??!??/1/!1??!?!